RIGHT! Here's the rules
1. If you are taller than 5' 8'' or broad shouldered or just fat or indeed all of the above, you can't sit in the middle seat of three.
2. When you sit down next to an already occupied seat, try for the love of god not to disturb whoever is there. Its not their fault the seats are designed for children.
2.1 Don't penalise the person who is already seated by jamming yourself against them, THE SEATS ARE TOO SMALL to fit 2 or 3 of average size comfortably. Accept that the already seated have personal space rights over you and adjust yourself 'away'.
3. Check with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend/partner before leaving for the train if your earphones are actually up to the quality required to work at the volume you are intent on setting, or you might as well shove one 'phone' into one of the already seated persons lugholes.
4. If the three seats opposite become vacant, don't be embarrassed to free yours and your seating partners plight by moving to a free seat. No offence will be taken, in fact the offence will be removed.
2. When you sit down next to an already occupied seat, try for the love of god not to disturb whoever is there. Its not their fault the seats are designed for children.
2.1 Don't penalise the person who is already seated by jamming yourself against them, THE SEATS ARE TOO SMALL to fit 2 or 3 of average size comfortably. Accept that the already seated have personal space rights over you and adjust yourself 'away'.
3. Check with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend/partner before leaving for the train if your earphones are actually up to the quality required to work at the volume you are intent on setting, or you might as well shove one 'phone' into one of the already seated persons lugholes.
4. If the three seats opposite become vacant, don't be embarrassed to free yours and your seating partners plight by moving to a free seat. No offence will be taken, in fact the offence will be removed.
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07:18:00
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